Benedict casually flipping a £17,000 phone…
Benny likes the danger.
Benny gets off on it. And one of these days, we will all be standing around a broken phone and Benny will be the one who put it there.
And why would he do that?
Because he’s a twiddler.
Twiddlers get bored.
I’M NOT A TWIDDLER I’M A HIGH FUNCTIONING TWIDDLEPATH
And then there’s this post, casually winning the internet.